On an early Monday morning, the birds were singing, the dew was glistening in the early morning sun while perched on the tips of blades of grass, and 10 million angry Europeans could not use their phones. At around 5 o’clock yesterday, the company released statements saying that their phones were once again up and working. Another morning, more birds, more dew, and the same millions of people angry at their broken phones.
Today Blackberry released another announcement saying that the outages were caused by a core switch failure within their infrastructure. Okay, now, am I being shortsighted, or does that sound like BS to you? A core switch failure? Flip the switch then (and if it is not a literal switch, then replace it!). Do they not understand the magnitude of the problem? People can’t check their emails on their phones anymore! Not on their Blackberry’s that is. That means they have to go boot up their thousand dollar computers collecting dust on their desks. Unheard of! If it were me, I would already have an Android phone sitting in my back pocket. But I don’t live in Europe, I live in America, and here we have phones that actually work! “Whoa, intense brah…” said one of my many adoring fans, “You are a genius.”
Not that I hate Blackberry, I used to have one myself and I have absolutely no problem with it, I just think they need to be better problem solvers. Figure out what is going on, solve the problem, and put the haters (like me at the moment) to rest. They are such a “big time” corporation, they have to have some people with common sense on their staff. I mean come on, it’s not like they are all Sooners. Badump chhhhhhh. Am I right, or am I right?
-Beck Goodloe